This weekend the topic is the worst movies you have ever had the misfortune of watching. It is harder to think of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, than the best, since most of the stinkers were promptly scrubbed from my memory banks. Our minds like to protect us from memories like this. Well here’s my list:
Show Girls
This movie is so bad, it is actually very memorable. It’s like a train wreck. No matter how ugly and painful it is to look at, you somehow can’t look away. Show Girls has actually become a bit of a cult film, due to simply being so awful. (I was going to put a pic related to this movie up for this post, but most of the options were, well… too whorish.)
High School Musical (all of them)
If you are anyone other than a pre-teen and eat this drivel up, it may be time you expanded your horizons.
Dude Where’s the Party?
I don’t know how I ended out seeing this. It was no surprise whatsoever that it was a complete stinker. Movies in this genre rarely make much sense, but it seems the producers of this one, just assumed anyone watching would be so intoxicated, that they’d think anything was funny.
Death Race (the re-make)
This one is on the list for being so lame in comparison with the original cult classic.
Speed Racer
Going from cartoon to live action is just a stupid concept to start with. Lame.
Dario Argento Movies
My brother is a film buff, that is how I was exposed to his guy’s wacky films. O.K., I admit they are weirdly cool, but the dang things would give any sane person a big head ache.
Time for you to spill… What are the worst movies you’ve ever seen?
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“The Color of Money”