The Worst Movies Ever : Small Talk Six

by Robin on January 30, 2010 · 11 comments

I have been meaning to do the Small Talk Six, posts for some time, but never seem to get around to it. This weekend the topic is the worst movies you have ever had the misfortune of watching. It is harder to think of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, than the best, since most of the stinkers were promptly scrubbed from my memory banks. Our minds like to protect us from memories like this. Well here’s my list:

Show Girls

This movie is so bad, it is actually very memorable. It’s like a train wreck. No matter how ugly and painful it is to look at, you somehow can’t look away. Show Girls has actually become a bit of a cult film, due to simply being so awful. (I was going to put a pic related to this movie up for this post, but most of the options were, well… too whorish.)

High School Musical (all of them)

If you are anyone other than a pre-teen and eat this drivel up, it may be time you expanded your horizons.

Dude Where’s the Party?

I don’t know how I ended out seeing this. It was no surprise whatsoever that it was a complete stinker. Movies in this genre rarely make much sense, but it seems the producers of this one, just assumed anyone watching would be so intoxicated, that they’d think anything was funny.

Death Race (the re-make)

This one is on the list for being so lame in comparison with the original cult classic.

Speed Racer

Going from cartoon to live action is just a stupid concept to start with. Lame.

Dario Argento Movies

My brother is a film buff, that is how I was exposed to his guy’s wacky films. O.K., I admit they are weirdly cool, but the dang things would give any sane person a big head ache.

Time for you to spill… What are the worst movies you’ve ever seen?

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{ 11 comments }

1 Karen of Sillymonkeez January 30, 2010 at 10:09 am

My son is a huge animated Speed Racer fan. He has all the toys, so naturally we bought him the movie on DVD. I did not think it was a good movie at all. Even though my son didn’t say, I don’t think he liked it much either, aside from the actual racing parts.
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2 Jenny January 30, 2010 at 10:29 am

LOL you thought deathrace sucked? I actually kinda liked it.
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3 Not So Average Mama January 30, 2010 at 10:44 am

Showgirls was definitely a horrible movie!
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4 kerriDigital January 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm

I actually LOVE Speed Racer. My son also likes it, but I find it fun and quirky. Showgirls was annoying, and I haven’t seen any High School Musicals but I know I wouldn’t like them, so I don’t waste my time.
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5 Cat @ 3 Kids and Us January 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm

Lucky for me I haven’t seen any of those.
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6 HenriettaN January 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm

My daughter is a tween so I’ve had to watch the High School Musicals many times, I think they grow on you but then again I love musicals
Haven’t seen any of your other selections!
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7 Alicia January 30, 2010 at 11:25 pm

I never watched any of the High School Musicals…they never interests me.

8 Janessa January 31, 2010 at 9:42 am

You have me oddly curious about the Dario Argento movies now…I may have to see what those are about…lol
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9 Cascia @ Healthy Moms February 2, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Those are some pretty bad movies. Although I liked High School Musical, all of them. Did you know they are making a fourth one?
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